Allison: Mommy, Do ants like water?
Me: Probably but not too much. Just a few little droplets.
A: If there are big drops they would die.
Me: Probably
A: Do ants go to heaven when they die?
Me: I'm not really sure
A: what happens to your skin when you die?
Me: Well your spirit goes to heaven to live with God. And you body, well... it decomposes.
A: What's "decomposes"?
Me: Well, um....
Mr. Brown: <insert bizarre explanation about powders lemonade dissolving>
Me: It just kind of turns to dust. But it's okay, it doesn't hurt because you are already in Heaven.
A: I'm going to ask God to let me live to be 190!
Well okay then......
